December 2011
mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
me: obviously
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
fuck-yeah-bt:
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Anonymous asked: what kinda porn do you watch
Anonymous asked: do u actually watch porn?
I'm not a fujoshi, i'm not a fujoshi, i'm not a fujoshi
Lamuchan: HEY LULU LET'S WATCH GAY JAPANESE PORN
Lulu: okay
god dammit
Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But -
Me: Poster.
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pinkprisoner asked: what i do with my servants is my business! tell me tsundere lamuchan, what is your harem like?
pinkprisoner asked: HAHAHHA yes, he will kiss my feet!
pinkprisoner asked: i'm not a yandere i'm an OJOU i am the queeeennnnnnn
pinkprisoner asked: tsundere tsundere
ONE DAY I WILL HAVE A LIFE
BUT NOT TODAY!
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